Infomercial Tuesday

I'm home sick today. And I am trying to go back to sleep, because I've been up since 3 am. But I can't because I feel like such crap that I can't sleep. So now I'm on my blog. I know, realllll helpful. I am also drinking tea and taking meds.

I am also watching daytime TV, which comes with daytime TV commercials. I really want some of these:

slipper genie

I want them because I use my socks to clean the floor sometimes. Slipper genie would be so much better. And they are only $12.68. Yeah, weird price. That may be the "used" price on Amazon. Ew creeeeptastic. Who would buy used slipper genies?

I told my friend S about these and she sent me the holy grail of foot cleaning:

If you really want to learn more, you can watch the video here. Easy Feet!

I email J, because what else would I do when I want some Easy Feet? Here is our conversation:

M: I want these things: https://www.tryeasyfeet.com/?tag=he|af&a_aid=4d078d80ef9d6&a_bid=02d05ccc&data1=, http://www.amazon.com/Evriholder-Slipper-Genie-Assorted-Colors/dp/B002CMNOMK/ref=pd_sim_k_4

J:  Turn off the infomercials.

M: It's either informercials or selling our cats via craigslist. My stomach hurts so I can't fall back to sleep. For real, I want those easy feets!

..... no response. 

Guess I am not getting slipper genie or easy feet for my "get well" present.